Аполлон такой Аполлон[APOLLO emerges from the cave at Delphi with the body of the slain PYTHON] APOLLO: people of Delphi rejoice you shall be troubled no more by this beast I have slain the giant snake that could not be brought low by mortal hands VILLAGER #1: thank you, Apollo VILLAGER #2: yes thank you, Lord [APOLLO drops the snake and stretches] APOLLO: you know what other giant snake cannot be brought low by mortal hands
* APOLLO: babe i love you so much HYACINTHUS: i love you too [a jealous ZEPHYR blows APOLLO's discus off-course, killing HYACINTHUS] APOLLO: i will never forget you HYACINTHUS: i… APOLLO: oh fuck real quick before you go what was your name so i can remember it forever [HYACINTHUS dies] APOLLO: im going to call you Hank you look like you were probably a Hank
* LETO: i’m so upset ARTEMIS: what is it, mom APOLLO: yeah what’s wrong LETO: it’s Niobe, she’s insulted me because she has fourteen children and I only have two she thinks she’s better than me APOLLO: she doesnt have fourteen children LETO: what? how do you know that? APOLLO: because i just killed like six of them so she has AT MOST eight seven hang on i think i can pick off the rest from here
* APOLLO: man its hot out sun’s really doing his job today better take my shirt off [APOLLO takes off all of his clothes] i see you noticed me taking my shirt off NYMPH: i didn’t say anything APOLLO: you probably recognize me from statues guilty its me NYMPH: i dont know what you’re talking about APOLLO: how would you like to have a flower named after you
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